Monday, July 20, 2009

THE ARSONIST IN CHIEF

(Theme song for this post: The Fireman)

JUST WEEKS AGO THE ARSONIST IN CHIEF WAS HEARD SCHEMING HIS PLAN. I AM LETTING YOU IN ON PILLOW TALK CONVERSATION THAT BO HAD WITH MICHELLE ONE NIGHT. THE GHOST OF.....gasp....ELEANOR ROOSEVELT CONVEYED THIS TO ME ONLY DAYS AGO. (YES, SHE'S GIVEN UP ON HILLARY AND IS NOW CHANNELING THROUGH ME.) HERE IS WHAT BO SAID:

I’ll start a CAP AND TRADE fire over here. I’ll get that fire roaring and then.......

While they are trying to put that fire out, I’ll go over here and start a SUPREME COURT NOMINATION fire. I’ll fan that briefly to make sure it’s going to take off and, hmmm, let’s see......

I’ll go over there and light a HEALTH CARE REFORM fire. I’m going
to make this one pretty big. YES, that’s what I like to see.....they are scrambling. They can’t fight these fires all at once. I think I’ll start ANOTHER small STIMULUS fire in that corner. They will be running in circles.”

This guy is so good. How can our elected officials be remotely aware of all the details in these complicated issues? How can we put out all these fires at once?

My fear is that our nation is burning to the ground while the Arsonist in Chief brilliantly executes the teachings of Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals.” The capitalist forests are burning, singeing much of the Constitution, and when the smoke clears we will find little green shoots of socialism sprouting in their place. What will we do then?

FIRE ALARM....FIRE ALARM....FIRE ALARM...

...FIRE ALARM......FIRE ALARM...FIRE ALARM

PLEASE CALL AND EMAIL YOUR SENATORS AND CONGRESSMEN AND TELL THEM TO VOTE NO TO ALL OF THE ABOVE. LET’S TRY TO PUT OUT THESE FIRES!

THE PREZ


(There was something in the paper yesterday that grabbed my attention. It was about a civilian doctor, Dr.Steven Wolf, who has taken over the burn unit at Brooke Army Hospital. Brooke used to be one of the top burn centers in the world. In 2002 is lost it's verification, alarming the Defense Dept. Because the government could not pay a top burn surgeon enough to take the job as director, it created a joint position with UT medical school and Dr. Wolf is quoted as saying, "the burn unit had become too much of a government institution, too scheduled, too regulation oriented and too inflexible." That is what we can expect from government-run health care. Click here for the link to the article)

Editor's note on 7/22/09: For those who may have heard the Rush Limbaugh program yesterday, rest assured that our Prez was the FIRST to describe BO as an arsonist! It's eerie how our beloved Prez has her finger on the pulse of the conservative think tank!


1 comment:

nancy said...

Love the new Post. Let's all get out the fire hoses.