SAINTS MARCHING IN!

(Theme song for post: When the Saints Go Marching In)

If the great and mighty, all-knowing BO thinks he is the messiah, then by golly, we will call ourselves saints! Our group is ready to rumble. We are all leaving for D.C. tomorrow.

Somehow the GASP Grapevine News Network (GGNN) was overlooked when this administration handed out the stimulus money. El zippo is the amount we got. Because we refuse to....gasp....borrow money to operate beyond our means, we will be on a shoe-string budget while in Washington.

No money means that I will act as producer, director and reporter and will depend on one of the czarinas or czars to be the camera man. Well, I don’t know if I should really say “camera man” because our only piece of broadcasting equipment will be my iPhone. If all goes well, and barring any technical glitches, you may receive D.C. video updates via email from our Media Czarina/Secretary of State/Blog Manager/Editor/Grunt. Can’t promise for sure, but we will try our best.

Don’t forget to watch FOX News on Saturday between 1:00 and 3:00 where the march will be covered live. I will be on the lookout for any evidence of media coverage other than FOX and GGNN. Any bets on me seeing other network trucks at the scene? And, if they do show up, they will not accurately report the saints descending en masse on Washington D.C.

WE HAVE HAD IT!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

The Prez