(Theme song for post: Turkey Gobbling Sounds)
No more can we say, “war on terrorism.” It’s now OVERSEAS CONTINGENCY OPERATIONS.
No more can we say, “acts of terrorism.” By the direction of the Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano, it’s now MAN-CAUSED DISASTERS.
No more can we say “enemy combatants.” They haven’t decided what to call them but my money is on PESKY PRANKSTERS.
Obama said the North Korean missile launch is PROVACATIVE. Huh? Have I missed something? Did satellite pictures show the missile was wearing...gasp...pasties and a g-string?
BO and his cohorts lack the will to be tough in their language. Do you have confidence they will be assertive in their actions should we be challenged by any of those rascally “pranksters?”
What’s next? Do they think the eagle is too representative of power and strength on the Great Seal of the United States of America? Hey, I have an idea! Why not change the symbol from an eagle to a turkey? Here's factual info on the turkey: “Domestic turkeys are weak, they are fat, they are not agile, they can’t run very fast and they can’t fly. All of this m
akes it more difficult for them to survive on their own in an unprotected environment so when something unusual occurs they tend to panic. Frenzied, they will usually run as best they can until they reach a corner fence or some other barrier to progress. Even then they may continue their efforts to escape, piling onto each other suffocating those at the bottom of the heap.”Yep, that about sums up this bunch. I have a feeling they will be diving under the bed if the big, bad wolf comes knocking on our door. They will be so very disappointed that nice words didn’t keep the wolf at bay.
The Prez
1 comment:
Yes, dear Janet is more concerned with words than action. It is why she changed the name of our freeway here, but left Arizona with a huge budget shortage...ignoring the problem we knew was coming so she could leave on a high note as she went on to greener pastures.
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