I'M IN OZ!!

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I would have posted sooner but I just regained consciousness. Friday night I was watching FOX news and by the end of the broadcast I was being lifted off my feet and spun into the air by a twister. Below are the elements that came together during the show to cause the perfect storm:

WHAT??!! The voters of California voted 52% against gay marriage but on May 26 the CA Supreme Court may overturn the voters’ decision. Okey-dokey, now. Let’s see if I’ve got this right. Liberal judges can trump a legit election.

EXCUSE ME?? In her holier-than-thou voice, with her lips stretched tightly over her capped teeth, Nancy Pelosi dismissed the press as if they were annoying gnats, declaring, “I am not answering any questions on that subject.” I guess the press and the Republicans are going to let her get away with her damnable lies. (The Wicked Witch is here in Oz....I can’t get away from her!)

YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!! Henry Waxman and the Dems hired a speed reader to read the massive 946 page climate bill in case the Republicans “force the issue” by demanding that the bill be read. Yeah, it’s 946 pages as well as several hundred pages of amendments being forced down our throats. A speed reader? They are making a mockery out of the legislative system and it’s a slap in the face to “We, the People.’ The Republicans could take that clip of the speed reader and beat the Democrats over the head with it in the 2010 elections. Will it happen?

WHAT CHUTZPAH! The White House is shutting out the press by allowing media coverage at events for only a few minutes, if at all. The White House is airing their own coverage of events on Youtube. Yep, they can edit those pieces to let you see and hear only what they want you to see and hear.

GASP! Ex-con, ex-teacher Mary Kay Letourneau and her boy-toy husband, Vili Fualaau are hosting “Hot for Teachers Night” at a Seattle nightclub. He’s the DJ and she’s the hostess. How disgusting!

Sadly, all the above was in ONE NEWS BROADCAST! Beam me up, Scottie, I don’t want to go home. You’ll find me in Oz.

DOROTHY THE PREZ

GOVERNMENT MOTORS

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Government Motors CEO, Barack Obama, has decreed that by 2016 all cars and light trucks will be powered by rubber bands. Left turns will be forbidden and car color choices will be limited to black, coal black and midnight black.

Say bye-bye to your favorite sports car.











Here's the car we'll all be driving in the future.




And....gasp......factoring in inflation, this little beauty will cost you only $50,000.







If I have to drive that, then this should be his new presidential limousine!






The Prez

THE SECOND AMENDMENT - PART I

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The day after BO was elected last year one of our Florida members and her husband joined the NRA. This is a picture of her NRA sticker placed over a “W” campaign sticker from 2004. Neither Virginia or her husband own a gun but they felt it was necessary to join forces with a group that will fight to protect our right to bear arms.

Another member, Marcia from Missouri, joined the NRA and has just completed a conceal carry course. Watch this video and then tell me Marcia should not be allowed to carry a handgun in her purse if she chooses. Dr. Suzanna Gratia-Hupp tells U.S. Senators what it was like in Luby’s Cafeteria that day in Texas in 1991 when a madman began shooting at people like fish in a barrel and took the lives of 24. Go HERE to hear her testimony.


One night about two months ago our house security alarm startled us out of a deep slumber at 3 AM. I was petrified. My NRA member husband (who has a conceal carry license) got out of bed, got his gun and went from room to room in our house. He encountered no one but there’s no doubt in my mind he would have killed an intruder if there had been one. Take a look at this video telling what happened to a man in the U.K. who had a gun in his home and used it to protect himself and his property. I do not want this to happen to one single person in this country trying to protect their family. The British have something to say to Americans. We better wake up, listen and take action. Take a few minutes and go HERE for the message!


HR45 Blair Holt’s Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act is in committee in the House right now. To own a gun it would require you to have a Federal license with other strings attached. If you had children under 18 the government could...gasp...enter your home to check to make sure your guns are stored properly. That’s giving way too much power to the Federal government. My question would be this. WHO IS GOING TO MAKE THE BAD GUYS COMPLY WITH THE LAW?

The Prez

GASPING FOR BREATH

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This is your Prez back in action, for now at least. Thank goodness for the second in command who stepped in when I went wobbly in the knees and hid under the covers. BO should be so lucky! Look who he’s got as his #2.........Joe Trigger Tongue Biden who tells the nation he wouldn’t let anybody in his family travel for fear of getting the “Piggy Wiggy Flu.” (Caution: Pause the music before clicking on the link.)

I just received an email from a member in Colorado. She’s as frustrated as I am. Are you all in this state of mind? Here’s her email:

.....I’m loving your GASP postings! Makes me want to start riots!!!!!!!! Our situation is dire in this country and no one is listening. With the media on ‘their side’ we are out numbered and out blitzed...........We were at a dinner party last Sunday with retired doctors and nurses from our local area. All were conservative. The overall consensus was that there’s not much anyone can do. When I said I was about ready to start calling TV and radio stations when I disagreed with their analysis, they said they knew of two doctors who complained who were dogged by the IRS for years. WHAT?

I’m talking to the ladies I walk with, trying to get their ire up as much as mine. We think if there are enough of us calling and emailing it won’t hurt. How frustrating! Doesn’t anyone really get it? Do you have to be 60 something to catch on? Any ideas for more rebel rousing across the nation?

Gasping for Breath
Claudette C



I’m gasping for breath along with Claudette. What can we do?

I had been out from under the covers for barely 5 minutes when the news broke that Justice Souter was leaving the bench. I saw a vision of BO grinning from ear to ear prancing around the Oval Office shouting, "HERE COME DE JUDGE, HERE COME DE JUDGE." Too bad Flip Wilson is dead and BO can't appoint him to the court. He could have joined Nancy Wicked Witch of the House Pelosi, Barney the Drag Queen Frank, Tim Keebler Elf Geithner, and starring Don Corleone Obama in the remake of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in Washington D.C."



HEY, BO

Every breath you take
Every smile you fake
Every move you make
Every vow you break
We'll be watching you.

O can't you see
How much we disagree
And our poor hearts ache with every step you take.

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every time you stray
We'll be watching you.



THE PREZ

P.S. Gasp.....I think I just discovered the theme song for our group. We'll take a vote on it at the next meeting.