THE ENTERTAINER

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Daaawling, BO, make up your mind. Do you want to be a movie star or Broadway star or TV star or do you want to be president? It seems to me that all you’ve done in the last 8 months is mug for the camera. Oh, and that’s quite an act you put on when you make your speeches. Do you ever shut down the campaign mode during your oratory or is that the only way you know how to speak? It is sooooo not presidential, daaawling. That ranting and raving in the middle of the speech to the joint session of Congress recently....tsk, tsk. I know, it is hard to turn off Jeremiah Wright in your head, isn’t it?

Here’s an idea for you, chump, uh uh, I mean, daaawling. Get yourself a studio in Hollywood or a stage on Broadway and stay there. You can play before huge, adoring crowds every single day of the year. It will be “maaawvelous!” Well, every day might be a bit much. You can take Mondays off and let your understudy, Biden, go on for you. The farther away from the White House you are, the better off we are. Play act where you can do no harm.

I think the citizens of this country are beginning to see you for what you are, daaawling, a complete phoney, a two-bit actor. You wanted to ride your star through a glorious 8-year run in “The President of the United States,” and come out on the far side as THE one who changed the country. Change, change, change, that’s all you talked about. You knew exactly what kind of change you wanted. Now people are beginning to see what you envision for America and they want no part of it. A lot of us were on to you a year ago, daaawling. The applause isn’t so loud anymore, is it?

You’ve run into very tough critics, daaawling BO. We aren’t.....gasp.....the New York Times!! Your 8-year run is going to be cut in half and you’ll be sent packing back to little theater performances in Chicago. If you can, in any way, be tied to the ACORN scandal, or if Blogo’s buddies sing, maybe the understudy will have to take over your role before this 4-year run ends. I doubt that will ever happen, though. It is apparent to me that your agents, producers and directors are doing such a maaawvelous job taking care of the star in their stable. Just like the glory days of Hollywood, all publicity about how wonderful you are is a bunch of crap, daaawling. Ahh, if we only had the true biography!

Are you the least bit tired from the 5 appearances on the political shows today? Hurry along now. The make-up lady is ready for you.....powder your nose.....it’s time to take the stage on Letterman. How DID you get him to give you the whole hour, daaawling? I must say, you ARE entertaining. Kissy-kiss! We must do lunch!

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WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN

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The two of us, you and me, then you and someone else, and on and on. This is how a movement grows. We have to harness the energy created this past weekend and work harder to keep the pressure on our elected officials. We are tired of big government, big spending and all the corrruption!


It was an unbelievable experience to be among the million plus attending the 9-12 March. (The U.S. media says around 60,000....the British say 2 million....I know it was at least one million.) There is no way to convey what it was like, either in print or pictures. In four days we talked to hundreds of people or just gave a smile and a “thumbs up” signal. Conversations would pop up between tables at restaurants, on tour busses, passing in the street, in the elevator at the hotel. This is what I thought when talking to people from all over the country: “I just met you, but I’ve known you all my life.”


Enjoy this sampling of the hundreds of pictures from our trip to Washington, D.C. I wish I could have taken everyone of you with me. The pictures were taken by our Photo Journalist Czarina Stacy, who was ably assisted by Czarina Melody. Stacy is a professional photographer here in the Metroplex. (Stacy Bratton Photography, Colleyville, Texas (www.baby-photographer.com) for more information on 9.12DC photos, call 214.793.5899.)





Spontaneous crowd Friday night for the arrival of the Tea Party Express. Seriously, totally word of mouth!

Heading to the rally early Saturday morning. Ready to march are the Prez, Czars and Czarinas!

Unable to march, but they were there!

This was our vantage point. Can you see the back of your Prez?




















Look how far way these folks were from the Capitol. They couldn't see anything! Still believe there were only 60,000 people there?





















Just before we headed home, I had a “Fellow-Conservative-Columnist to Fellow-Conservative-Columnist” meeting at the airport with the one and only...GASP...Cal Thomas. You see, your Prez is always working for you! He told me he was proud of us for what we do and to keep going, to not give up. I know I never will.





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WE WERE THERE!!

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Well, "we" as in GASP! We were represented. We had a voice. We stood up and were counted. We are doing something. We have a right to speak. We are not Nazis. We are not "astroturf." We, the people of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity,.... Oops, guess I got "all ‘We-Weed’ up," to coin Obama's phrase!

Anyway, our Prez and Czarinas Marcia and Virginia did us proud. Here are a couple of pictures of the day to tide you over until the Prez returns.

D.C. UPDATE

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Things are getting exciting, folks!! Our Prez and her posse are already raising a ruckus! Check out their warm-up for tomorrow:

If you are tracking the day's events tomorrow, listen for their chant!!

After their tactical meeting, they headed to where the Tea Party Express was ending its journey. Although they were in the front rows of the throngs when Sean Hannity was interviewing Dick Armey and company, we could not see them. After the interview, I tried to communicate with our Prez through her handy-dandy iPhone. I could not hear her and she said she'd call back. A few seconds later, my phone rang and I could hear her and her right-hand in D.C., Marcia, talking to Dick Armey. Apparently she didn't realize that somehow a button was pushed and I was listening in on the conversation (they were discussing town hall meetings)!

So, our Prez is busy schmoozing with movers and shakers and pressing palms with the big voices of the day!! Let's hope she doesn't forget us, her faithful followers, when she and Glenn Beck are hosting the Beck and Prez Hour!!

BREAKING NEWS!!

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GGNN (GASP Grapevine News Network) is circling the drain!

If we don't get the Prez some better equipment, we may have to shut this thing down before we get our shot at a ratings race with FOX! Bless her heart, she tried. Take at look at this video just in today:

What she was trying to do was interview a couple from Minnesota she met while in Washington, D.C., for the big march on Saturday. Alas, the Mattel microphone and the distant iPhone did not do the job. Maybe while in the area she should seek some professional help from Carl Cameron or Major Garrett!!

This is your Media Czarina/SOS/Blog Manager/Editor/Grunt trying to keep you informed - but, hey, look what I have to work with!

SAINTS MARCHING IN!

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If the great and mighty, all-knowing BO thinks he is the messiah, then by golly, we will call ourselves saints! Our group is ready to rumble. We are all leaving for D.C. tomorrow.

Somehow the GASP Grapevine News Network (GGNN) was overlooked when this administration handed out the stimulus money. El zippo is the amount we got. Because we refuse to....gasp....borrow money to operate beyond our means, we will be on a shoe-string budget while in Washington.

No money means that I will act as producer, director and reporter and will depend on one of the czarinas or czars to be the camera man. Well, I don’t know if I should really say “camera man” because our only piece of broadcasting equipment will be my iPhone. If all goes well, and barring any technical glitches, you may receive D.C. video updates via email from our Media Czarina/Secretary of State/Blog Manager/Editor/Grunt. Can’t promise for sure, but we will try our best.

Don’t forget to watch FOX News on Saturday between 1:00 and 3:00 where the march will be covered live. I will be on the lookout for any evidence of media coverage other than FOX and GGNN. Any bets on me seeing other network trucks at the scene? And, if they do show up, they will not accurately report the saints descending en masse on Washington D.C.

WE HAVE HAD IT!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

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